When my granny was 91, she did PT just for fun.
When my granny was 92, she did PT better than you.
When my granny was 93, she did PT better than me.
When my granny was 95, she did PT to stay alive.
When my granny was 97, she up and died and went to heaven.
She met St. Peter at the pearly gates, sayin' "Gee St. Petey, I hope I'm not late."
St. Petey said with a big ol' grin, "Drop down granny and give me ten."